The Long and Short of It

My fan club asked me to make sure there is always a photographer on hand for official functions like family picnics and walk-abouts on garbage day. Things like that. I had almost forgotten about Reba, who was a girl dog and in love, as you can tell. She was all over me – “forward”, as management would say – and I could not get away from her. This is why I have an unlisted phone number.