The Long and Short of It

It pays to have readers who know math. Being the CEO of this enterprise, Arthur Corgi Productions, I do not have to know everything. I can hire talent. And, because I am famous and popular, I get a lot of free ideas from my biped readers who want to be in the same social set as me.

Yesterday, a faithful reader sent me an email about Pie Day. Well, it is Pi Day, but I am only interested in Pie. Pi is something to do with a circle. As I said, I can hire brains. I am the boss. “Do this! Do that!”

Well, anyway, Pi is 3.14. In dog school we touched on this concept briefly, because dogs turn around and around in a circle before they take a nap. I do not have to do this, of course, unless I want to, because I do not live in the weeds like the poor dogs. I have carpet or throw rugs. And my car has leather interior with a cotton blanket on top.

Back to Pi. Get it? 3.14. 3/14. 3 is for March. March 14th. March 14th is Pie Day.

I noticed some cherry More Fruit on the shelf. I would prefer apple or chocolate crème. It is a little late to be telling you about this, but write it down for next year. Maybe you should practice making pies, just in case, and then send me some samples.