The Long and Short of It

This is Day #4 of waiting for our Fix-It Team to show up.

Because I am a scrupulously honest blog star, I must report that D&D did a very excellent job for us a couple of weeks ago. This inspired management to hire them to help her some more. I am worried that their A+ performance was like Haley's Comet, which appears every 76 years. (I had my assistant look it up.) Also, to continue with my honest reporting, they remembered to put dog food in my dish 2 weeks ago when management was preoccupied, and they filled it up all the way to the top, and even thought I prefer steak and fried chicken to dog food, it was nice of them to help prevent a domestic quarrel and a call to the ASPCA.

Yesterday management called Darrell #1 to see if maybe they could fit some work in between drinking beer and taking naps, and Darrell #1 said he could not come over because he was waiting for a call back from the South Bend police, because his ex-wife's former boyfriend's daughter had burned down his ex-wife's garage on Sunday night, and the police did not do anything, so Darrell #1 was waiting for them to call so he could give them a piece of his mind.

I know this because management was muttering some epithets. She is becoming a misanthrope.