The Long and Short of It

The bipeds who run things around here want to put a golf course on my beach. I have never heard of a golf course that advertises, "Dogs welcome." or "Please bring your dog." They yap about families all the time. Well, who is a very important member of the family?

The deal is, they want to take land away from the poor people and give it to the rich, but to get everyone calmed down, they are saying that it will be a public golf course. They can charge a bunch of money, anyway. Poor people do not play golf, except that Tiger Woods was a sort of poor kid. I do not know if he had a dog.

Well, management thinks that they are pulling a bait and switch. If you give away the land, we will give you jobs, and you will be rich like Tiger Woods. Only you cannot get rich on $7.00 an hour. Also they might hire illegal immigrants to build it, not like Field of Dreams where Kevin Costner builds his own baseball field. Baseball is the All American game. Golf is kind of snooty. Baseball is not.

Management is a mess because the Mets won their division, and the Cubs might lose 100 games.