The Long and Short of It

My detective skills are excellent. That is why the boss needed me to help her find pieces of plastic that some fitness crazy bipeds left on my beach when they had a contest because they did not have time to pick them up and nobody else did either except management but she was complaining the whole time.

First she was going to mail them to the people that had the contest because she is sick and tired of picking up everybody else's mess. You should hear her. We have a bag full of them and lots of pictures. They had the contest two months ago. Boy are they going to get a haircut.