The Long and Short of It

Found an empty office. They let me do whatever I want here because I am old, and they think I cannot cause them any trouble. I am a trustee around this Alcatraz, because I am cute and conservative. Liberals do not get to be trustess. They get thrown into solitary.

My friends and I found this book. You can't believe how many of these dogs can't read. This is the propaganda they put out on Pembroke Welsh Corgis. "They do not nip as much as the Cardigan, but they are still not recommended for very young children."

Have you ever been around children of biped Yuppies? You would nip them, too.

Well, back to looking senile. Later.