The Long and Short of It

I am sick and tired of the wide open spaces of Blogger. Anyone can get in. And besides they never named me blogger of the week or anything. Where are their marketing people, anyway? I would fire them. They have a gold mine under their nose, and they do not even say, "Thank you, Arthur, for sharing." Nothing.

Isn't that what the liberal "commons" is all about? Sharing? Blogger is liberal. I am conservative. Elaine is liberal, but she understands high finance. I am a hot property. She is going to let management in, too, but it is because of my coattails. She could not get in on her own. Like I said. Elaine is a ;iberal. She feels sorry for losers.

Well, I am not a loser, so I am outahere, dumb Blogger. I still have to be nice to management, though, because she could put me in the slammer like Barney's father sends terrorists to Gitmo. Then I could not blog or eat takeout.

Go here from now on.

Your friend,

Arthur