The Long and Short of It

My park was a present from a man who loved dogs.

He did not give it to me exactly, but he gave it to the public. That includes me. But I am pretty much in charge of telling off littering bipeds and squirrels who steal the acorns.

He was a Republican, like me. Everyone who is anyone is a Republican.

Republicans used to give away parks and libraries. Now they move their money to the Bahamas because they do not like to pay taxes. We are gracious and give jobs to the little people. They can buy their own books today, and if they were any good, they would own their own park.

I do not own this park, but maybe I will buy it when I hit #1 on the bestseller list.

Then I will make a list of who can come in. If you are nice to me or bring me treats, it will go a long way. Even if you are a Democrat. I do not discriminate.